Main Entry: bi·det
Pronunciation: bi-’dA
Function: noun
Etymology: French, small horse, bidet, from Middle French, from bider to trot
Date: 1766
: a bathroom fixture used especially for bathing the external genitals and the posterior parts of the body

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