Sonoma High student arrested in BB gun holdup incident.
Here’s the lead paragraph:
A Sonoma Valley High School student was arrested on campus after he allegedly threatened to shoot two fellow students with a BB gun if they didn’t fork over $2, authorities said Wednesday.
What a weiner. He may go to jail for $2. That means he’ll be everybody’s bitch.
“What’re you in for?”
“I threatened to shoot someone with a BB gun if they didn’t give me $2.”
“I’ll see you in the showers later.”
Brian: How was your shower?
Peter: Oh. I tell ya Brian all those rumors about dropping the soap are true.
Brian: Really?
Peter: Oh yeah. You can’t hold onto that thing to save your life. It was slipping all over the place. Guys were laughing.
Con 1: Hey there’s the guy who couldn’t hold on to the soap.
Con 2: Yeah, that was classic.