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	<description>Logging the activities of four Schwers.</description>
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		<title>For Sale?</title>
		<link>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/12/19/for-sale/</link>
		<comments>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/12/19/for-sale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2004 20:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>augie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw this while I was out walking Peaches this morning. Now I know the economy is bad; people are selling themselves along with their homes.]]></description>
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		<title>Prickly Website</title>
		<link>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/10/20/prickly-website/</link>
		<comments>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/10/20/prickly-website/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 03:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>augie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note to comic authors: register domain names before using them in your work, or suffer the consequences. P.S., May not be work safe.]]></description>
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		<title>Pumpkin Time</title>
		<link>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/10/17/pumpkin-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/10/17/pumpkin-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 02:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>augie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fear the pumpkin!]]></description>
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		<title>Hacking the Starbucks Barista Digital Italia Espresso Machine</title>
		<link>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/10/03/hacking-the-starbucks-barista-digital-italia-espresso-machine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/10/03/hacking-the-starbucks-barista-digital-italia-espresso-machine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2004 17:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>augie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[life::coffee]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[work]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Starbucks Barista Digital Italia Espresso Machine is a marvel of coffee technology &#8230; when it works. Unfortunately all this technology is easily thwarted when a small plastic tab on the inside of the door breaks. The system then thinks &#8230; <a href="http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/10/03/hacking-the-starbucks-barista-digital-italia-espresso-machine/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Doggles</title>
		<link>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/09/26/doggles/</link>
		<comments>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/09/26/doggles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2004 04:29:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>augie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The must have accessory for your pup. Picture taken with aforementioned camera phone.]]></description>
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		<title>The Daily WTF</title>
		<link>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/07/21/the-daily-wtf/</link>
		<comments>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/07/21/the-daily-wtf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2004 17:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>augie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh man, I just had to blog on this: www.thedailywtf.com What a great site; well if you&#8217;re a nerd that is, otherwise it is probably just an OK site.]]></description>
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		<title>Oracle Export Restrictions</title>
		<link>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/06/08/oracle-export-restrictions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/06/08/oracle-export-restrictions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2004 18:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>augie</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.schwer.us/journal/?p=84</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are a few choice bits from the Oracle Export Restrictions. I am not listed on the United States Department of Treasury lists of Specially Designated Nationals, Specially Designated Terrorists, and Specially Designated Narcotic Traffickers, nor am I listed on &#8230; <a href="http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/06/08/oracle-export-restrictions/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Grand Theft Two Dollars</title>
		<link>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/04/22/grand-theft-two-dollars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/04/22/grand-theft-two-dollars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2004 14:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>augie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sonoma High student arrested in BB gun holdup incident. Here&#8217;s the lead paragraph: A Sonoma Valley High School student was arrested on campus after he allegedly threatened to shoot two fellow students with a BB gun if they didn&#8217;t fork &#8230; <a href="http://www.schwer.us/journal/2004/04/22/grand-theft-two-dollars/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Distractingly Funny</title>
		<link>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2003/12/05/distractingly-funny/</link>
		<comments>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2003/12/05/distractingly-funny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2003 02:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>augie</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.schwer.us/journal/?p=55</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t do work; instead read these: http://thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/ http://www.livejournal.com/users/kim_jong_il__/ and laugh.]]></description>
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		<title>Even the Governor is Not Safe.</title>
		<link>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2003/08/25/even-the-governor-is-not-safe/</link>
		<comments>http://www.schwer.us/journal/2003/08/25/even-the-governor-is-not-safe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2003 19:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>augie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[government]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An interesting story from this months Crypto-Gram. Apparently not even the governor of Wisconsin on his super secret Bat Man phone is safe from telemarketers. The story is here.]]></description>
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